I've decided I should make a movie about a baby vampire. Clearly, a baby vampire would be the most successful of vampires. And it would be creeeeepy. Partially because it is a vampire, but mostly because it is a BABY vampire. Baby Vampire would be much more intelligent than a normal baby, because it's lived for hundreds of years. And it could have some pretty awesome familiars. the familiar could just put the baby (not really a baby!) at someone's doorstep and have it start crying. Innocent victim opens their door, "oh, poor little baby, let me pick you up and give you hugs and kisses." Evil baby vampire snuggles up to poor, innocent victim's neck and BAM! WTF Baby Vampire?!?
Horrible, horrible stuff. Baby vampires should not be trifled with.
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